Thursday, January 31, 2008


Genera and species: Panthera tigris
Collective Term: A bolt of tigers
Tigers are handsome and powerful people with an innate self-confidence and elegance. There's a sense of immediacy and an aura of electricity that surrounds it, and when it walks into a room, something always seems about to happen. Consider the classic tiger personality of F. Lee Bailey. He expresses himself with the confidence of one who expects his orders to be unquestionably followed, and his autocratic style demands respect and commands fear. For once a tiger has found its groove, it focuses on its goal with a brightly burning intensity. Male tigers, when out of their element, are sometimes mistaken for beefcake. But when you see them in their offices wearing their power suits, you realize that you're dealing with incisive, authoritarian individuals.

As a nocturnal hunter the tiger is equipped with a great deal of street sense. Able to read people's motivations and assess situations quickly, it is blunt and to the point, commanding attention with just a whisper or a raising of its eyebrow. It demands respect and commands fear. Unlike their cat relatives, tigers enjoy sports of all kinds, with a particular affinity for water sports. They are often seen in the company of river dolphins and sea lions on a casual and socially limited basis.

With a need to dominate their partners, their passionate advances can often be too intense for those fainthearted partners, so they must choose their lovers wisely. Because of their propensity for solitude, they avoid long-lasting relationships and place little value on fidelity -- proving to be unsettled and promiscuous.

Marry it? Yes. Tame it? Never! It's hard to put one's finger on why the tiger struggles to settle down, but one theory has it that the tiger views marriage as a threat to its independence. But their emotional detachment should not be confused with a desire to avoid intimacy; for intimacy is the tiger's greatest sensual tool. By offering its lover its deeply held secrets, it adds another dimension of eroticism to its lovemaking.

However, those tigers that have been married for a while will tell you that matrimony can be quite agreeable. Perhaps then, it's their impossible search for the perfect partner that keeps them on the prowl, although more than likely, we'll never understand the dark forces that frame its fearful symmetry.

Careers and Hobbies
Trial Lawyer CEO
Engineer Self-employed
Adventure Sports
Parties Action movies
Fine clothes

Famous Tigers
Jack Nicholson, F. Lee Bailey, James Bond, Tiger Woods.

My mother posted this quiz on her blog! I was pretty surprised to see how accurate it was. My mother calls my loyalty mafia-esque! Oddly enough the runner-up was penguin, elephant, or fox. Take the quiz here.


lyn. said...

That is so funny that Tiger Woods is a tiger... :-D

melissa'n'scott said...

um update your blog

Amanda Lauren said...

Wow! Right down to the Fine clothes! You should take that one pic of me off though....

Loquacious Leslie said...

You totally cheated-no way you are a tiger try again!!!!